A Falls’ Walk


A falls’ walk down a leaf- littered road

Met up with a couple who were walking their dogs

They said loudly as they got close

“Don’t worry, they’re friendly”

My mouth opened,

Before my brain had a chance

” I’m sorry, I wish I could say the same”

We all chuckled as we headed in our own directions

I Duck Taped My Wife


Years of living with someone

It’s a Yin and Yang thing

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Compromise  with a kiss on the cheek

Anger, yet cuddling in bed

Hand holding or rolling of one’s eyes

Yet there are times

Like when the wife asks you to duck tape her

How excited the thought is, I’m sure that is no surprise

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No, no, no, no

Don’t let your imaginations run wild

For it wasn’t anything like that!!

Let the picture below, make it perfectly clear

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A dress form made for an individual

So long as the evening snacks are limited

A duct taped wife without a head, covered up for modesty sake

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To repeat those words of a sort-of famous neighbor to the north

Canada’s Red Green loosely translated

“If you can’t fix it with duct tape

It’s probability not worth fixing”